This zombie survival kit has everything except the shotgun.

Unlike the survival kit in a can, this zombie first aid kit is kind of dangerous. It comes inside a beer bottle that should be smashed open in case one comes in contact with a crowd of flesh-munching zombies. On the plus side, as pointed out in the bullet-points, broken beer bottles can be used to stab zombies. Here’s what you’ll find inside:
- 6-inch Steel De-Braining Spike
- 2 Anti-Moaning Ear Plugs
- 1 Emergency Bite Cleansing Kit
- 2 Bite Sealing Bandages
- 1 Chocolate Candy
- Bottle Doubles As Weapon
I’m questioning the usefulness of some of those ear plugs.
-Jason Johnson