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WWE 2K14 is the ideal simulation of whatever non-sport-thing wrestling is
Entertainment? We’re entertained, sure.
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Killzone: Shadow Fall aims high, misses, lands in great-looking, idiotic stars
This is what happens when you try to get by on good looks alone.
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Stick it to the Man is a late-night cartoon on LSD
And by “on LSD,” we don’t just mean “weird.” We mean “on LSD.”
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Neocolonialism throws up a middle finger, but is it justified?
The game’s clearly political, but unclear in its politics.
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Wii Sports Club shows the beauty of fixing what’s not broken
Also on the docket, apparently: fucking up the proud state of Ohio.
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Super Mario 3D World is an embodiment of joy
Nintendo is very good at making videogames.
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Eldritch conjures the ghoulishness of Lovecraft without all the goofiness
We encourage all comments on this piece to be written in a Lovecraft impression.
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The Xbox One: A Review in One Part
Futurism for everyone.
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The PlayStation 4: A Review in Four Parts
Shiny. Pointy. New.
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Contrast conjures a children’s magic show-and is about as believable as one
Watch your step, things are getting mushy around here.
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Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures proves that platforming ain’t easy
Also proven: Pac-Man is disgusting.
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Wii Party U is a tribute to Nintendo’s past
Think less Super Mario, more Love Tester.