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Desktop Dungeons brings the metagame full circle
Do we always need progress?
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Fjords is the black metal version of Cave Story
Explore. Destroy. Repeat.
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Oceanhorn borrows all the worst parts from Zelda
Triforce? Check. Innovation? Eh …
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Pathfinder Adventure Card Game loses the trail and gets a little lonely
On being a lone wolf.
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Moshi Monsters: Katsuma Unleashed made me miss the ’90s
This ain’t your, uh … older siblings’ platformer?
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Icycle: On Thin Ice is a helluva game, but it’s not the one it thinks it is
Also under discussion here: pennyfarthings.
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Plumbing the depths with Adventure Time: Explore the Dungeon Because I DON’T KNOW
Shitty tie-in alert!
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Resogun is shiny but it is not new
Sort of like Regis Philbin’s face, really.
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You have already played The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
You have always been playing it.
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Cabela’s African Adventures is a sinkhole of modern game design
I hate the games down in Africa.
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What the hell is Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 Full Burst?
Non-fans need not apply.
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Need For Speed Rivals turned me into a feckless asshole
It’ll do the same to you, too.