hoverboard

Screw diamonds, the dildo hoverboard is a girl’s best friend

Don’t you just hate it when you need to give the ol’ honey pot a little self-loving but you’ve got an early morning meeting at work that you’re already late for? Me too. That’s why I’m totally psyched for the creator of the Dildo Drone, Michael Krivicka, and his newest invention: the Dildo Hoverboar

At last, you can become the coveted hoverboard

Videogames help humanity reach its hoverboard dreams You can’t hoverboard in real life, but at least you can hoverboard in this videogame Listen to house music, become the hoverboard and the future