Remember when they brought Starsky and Hutch to big screens? 2004? Yeah.
Fool me four times, shame on everyone.
You are invited! Sort of.
The labyrinth of ineffectual design choices.
Our friends in Berlin would be appalled.
If you build it, people on the Internet will talk about it.
This 4X revival goes heavy on the heroes but light on the mechanisms of empire.
Planting a seed in the thirsty soil of videogames.
Irrational’s influential work ends as it began, unfortunately.
The ghosts of NES games past.
Like Disgaea minus Disgaea.
I can’t go on, I’ll go on.
We’d like to apologize for the superlatives herein.
Down and out in Nu-Seattle.
Blitzball, aeons, dresspheres, fayth– It’s just like high school.
Fly the unfriendly skies.
Unlike, say, every other videogame maze ever.
The adventures of Douchebag.
Here comes the Fail Whale.