Jason Johnson

The music video and game Pale Machine may induce mild neurosis

Here are a few of the weird, freaky things you can do in Ben Esposito’s bizarre music video(game) for bo en’s Pale Machine: knock a buzzing cell phone off a dresser with a rolling beer bottle; brush a disembodied mouth’s teeth; knock over a bowl of Wheaties and a milk carton with an unending, extrac

Forbes predicts virtual reality will be the next heroin. Really

A confused little article posted on Forbes seriously suggests that virtual reality will become the next China white. The argument is that videogames trigger the release of dopamine in the brain, which puts them in the same category as cocaine. Though Tom Bissell’s Extra Lives may have something to s

Touch spiraling vortexes and other people’s hands with Eliss Infinity

A teaser trailer for Eliss Infinity, the sequel to Steph Thirion’s Eliss, surfaced over the weekend, calling for a polite round of Internet high-fives among those with good taste and a good memory. Although the video doesn’t reveal much aside from a release date of Feb. 6, expect to be madly pawing

Behold: A circuit board that turns an eggplant into a synthesizer

The Ototo is almost too adorable. So adorable that it only qualifies for our late Friday afternoon post, because what’s better at the end of a long week than watching a circuit board turn almost anything into a synthesizer. And by anything, we mean anything: hoodies, coffee, house plants, cats. (Yup

New PBS Game/Show asks if we should give over esports to the bots

The technical prowess of esports players is amazing. They have jet pilot reaction times, process Rainman-level calculations on the fly, and can perform ten actions-per-second with their mouse cursor. But once in awhile, even the top pro players fall victim to mental fatigue, or the human requirement

All-time great dev Treasure hints at bringing a new game to Steam

In certainly the best news of the week, Treasure—the Japanese studio whose catalogue includes all-time greats like Sin and Punishment and Gunstar Hereoes—is making a game for Steam. The company has previously ported their classic polarity-flipping shooter Ikaruga to the digital platform, but now the

Dawn of the Plow is the lone bright spot of this miserable winter

The South is recovering from paralyzing winter weather just as Dawn of the Plow came out. Coincidence? I think not. This little game about a trusty truck with a plow on front clearing the icy roads for vehicles is just what the nation needed, unless you’re in Austrailia, in which case enjoy your hea

Google maps collaborates with Lego, gets all new aesthetic-y

The New Aesthetic continues to leave its untraceable mark on reality with Build, the browser toy for Chrome that lets you construct Lego structures right on top of Google Maps. The project was started a year ago by a bunch of Australians and now is reaching into daylight. To play it means you have t

Check out this first-person impression of Valve’s absolutely insane VR tech

Carlos Montero, the project lead on Black Mesa, the HD Half-Life remake, was one of the few who were invited to go face-on with Valve’s virtual reality helm, which is apparently the next best thing to lucid dreaming. So what do the lucky ones who tumble down the rabbit hole in Gabe Newell’s personal

Videogames on Google Glass are as bizarre as you’d expect

Google has put together a sizzle reel, a term I’m using completely ironically, to show off what their Google Glass eyewear can do for games. These augmented mini-games feature not-so-riveting gameplay, such as pretending to balance books on the Android robot’s head, bouncing a tennis ball from your

Nothing like the threat of financial collapse to shake up Nintendo

We knew Nintendo had their back against the wall. We knew they were poised to do something about it. We knew we’d find out today. But we didn’t know how the company planned to claw its way out, however, until a few hours ago, when the company revealed their refocused initiative, in the un-fun way th

D&D Yoga puts dungeon masters and yoga masters in sync

D&D Yoga is a tranquil exercise that takes a yoga class on a dungeon dive, which works far better than it has any right to. I mean, yoga is an ancient Buddhist practice that promotes flexibility and inner peace. Dungeons & Dragons, a tabletop game that promotes sitting around a table for hours and s

Hotline Miami 2 has a release date. Here’s what else we know

The word coming out of Hotline Miami 2’s Twitter account is that it will hit “in Q3. Act accordingly.” We took that to mean to first inform you all, and then find something to criticize, and then wildly speculate, then salivate regardlessly.  Here’s what we know: Devolver Digital’s ultra-violent, ul

South Park: The Stick of Truth has "authentic crappiness," serious roleplaying

Judging from this behind-the-scenes video, South Park: The Stick of Truth is everything you’d want from a true-to-the-source South Park game. (Minus Isaac Hayes, RIP.) There’s “authentic crappiness,” analogue fart controls, and wisecracks written by the creators of the show, Trey Parker and Matt Sto

Cave, the last great maker of shoot’em ups, is pulling out of the West

Our days of piloting a little spaceship through beautiful firework patterns of bullets are sadly coming to an end, as the Western branch of Cave Interactive—the preeminent Japanese studio that makes impossible shoot’em ups known as danmaku, or bullet hells—is ceasing communication with the West. On

The NSA is watching you through Angry Birds

The NSA and its British chums across the pond have been using a backdoor in ad-supported mobile apps—specifically, Angry Birds—to mine sensitive data, according to The New York Times. This includes Google Map locations, websites visited, and buddy lists, according to newly declassified documents lea