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# Plastic pooping dogs, fuzzy talking bacon, and other unique ideas for belated gifts.
- URL: https://www.killscreen.com/plastic-pooping-dogs-fuzzy-talking-bacon-and-other/
- Published: 2012-01-03T21:20:00.000Z
- Updated: 2015-11-17T15:28:05.000Z
- Description: Finally, a toy for all the parents of kids begging for a new puppy but don’t realize what it means to walk and feed one every day! Or failing that, what better way is there to teach your child the importance of a balanced breakfast than with a fuzzy dancing bacon doll that continually proclaims its
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Finally, a toy for all the parents of kids begging for a new puppy but don’t realize what it means to walk and feed one every day! Or failing that, what better way is there to teach your child the importance of a balanced breakfast than with a fuzzy dancing bacon doll that continually proclaims its own identity (“I’m bacon!”)?

Check out the full list of, erm, *alternative* toys [here](http://www.travelandleisure.com/articles/worlds-strangest-toys/1?ref=killscreen.com). You could probably get a great deal on after-Christmas sales of the Mega Plumber Action Figure!

–*Yannick LeJacq*

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