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# A shocking look at soccer’s dystopian future?
- URL: https://www.killscreen.com/a-look-at-soccers-dystopian-future/
- Published: 2012-02-08T19:10:00.000Z
- Updated: 2015-11-17T15:26:31.000Z
- Description: For years Major League Soccer has been trying to think up ways to drum up interest in the world’s most popular sport. Think no more MLS, because this youtube clip might be the ticket. Nothing about the game would have to change: attach shock training collars onto everybody on the field (including th
- Author: Kill Screen Staff
- Tags: News, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2024-07-26 09:39

For years Major League Soccer has been trying to think up ways to drum up interest in the world’s most popular sport. Think no more MLS, because this youtube clip might be the ticket. Nothing about the game would have to change: attach shock training collars onto everybody on the field (including the referee) and randomly send voltage into the players. If this isn’t on national television by the end of the year, some Spike TV programming coordinator has dropped the ball.

– *Filipe Salgado*